Tiffany Two-Fisted Making No More Music for Bret

Tiffany Two-Fisted Making No More Music for Bret by Roxanne McDonald

Thank god she had run out of chances, had used up her three strikes within the first two episodes.

I’m not sure how much more of the sloppy slutty thing I could have stood. Yeah, yeah, the whole keep-her-cause- it’s-good-TV wasn’t even excuse enough.

As Big John said, shaking his serious head, “There’s one in every bunch” or, “There’s always one.”

In the case of Bret Michaels’ “Rock of Love,” there are, however more than one we can keep our horrified eyes on.

Tiffany, Faith, and Tawny are out. Okay, so while Faith was so pretty and perfect for a Harley sidecar, she was pretty unremarkable, didn’t have a connection for Bret, and thinks, as I believe I heard (though I am still shaking my head as if I had been slammed on it with one of the Les Pauls), that she is “too good” for Bret.

Almost topping that were the exit remarks of Tawny the Teeny-brained…who had little more to say than if she were smart she guesses she would have stayed longer and, oh, btw, Bret, it’s pronounced Tam (as in ham) ara, not Tahmahra.

As the huffers huff and puff, poof bye-bye, the remaining 12 promise to kick each others asses or make more of themselves as asses, too. These are the women still in contention:

Rodeo Excessively relying on sexy cooing and purring sounds for every challenge/reward, but I still like her as one of the best bets

Jes What dignity, what indignation. This babe will take no shit, will give no shit, is not in the shit business.

Lacey losing points in my book; started out so potentially good for Bret as a fellow rocker and a sharp and lively person—but resorting to cliches…sigh.

Mia Who?

Magdalena LOL. All I can say is LOL. And maybe that Bret will keep her around for the overnight in his suite date so he can enjoy a few hours of good old-fashioned S&M.

Dallas Her edge cuts both ways.

Sam Still like her, though her role was pushed way back of the stage in week two, so…who knows what she’s feeling, thinking, and what’s going on for Bret with regards to one he really dug on week one.

Brandi C. Remember Gummy Boobs and voice of a titmouse. That’s all you need to remember. That’s all there is.

Brandi M. Settling in nicely, thank you.

Kristia The one who makes out with Erin, consoles Erin, and tells us she feels for Erin when she gets insulted for she is her best friend! After how many hours???

Heather CEO of the shit business. We are sooo over you, Heather; can’t wait for Bret to be.

Erin The star of the show—er, now that Tiffany Teetotaler is gone. And that title doesn’t say all that much, either, as the drama is getting old…already. Old enough that we almost side with Brandi C. as she expresses a desire to kick her ass.

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